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ITZ A GHOST! RUN!

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SO WHATZ ZENSANE?  INSANE IN THE MEMBRAIN!  WE GOT WEB COMIC SERIES
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Now  LET ME  TELL YOU A STORY!! LET RY TELL YOU A STORY! ABOUT A GHOST!
THE GHOST OF THE GHOST! 
Once Upon A Time There Was A Ghost. Who Loved Butter And Jam On His Toast. He Didn't Have To Take The Bus To Work.  Because He Could Float. Plus He Had No Job.  He Was A Ghost.  However The Ghost Fell In Love.  Fell In Love With Steam.  Ghost Was Confused.  This Has Been Brought To You By The Makers Of Ghost.  The Ghost. Get A Ghost Today! Call G-ETA-GHO-STOK
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Now For My Story. There Was This Ghost.  The Ghost Saw Six Sense.  Does That Mean The Ghost Sees Dead People?  Does He See Dead People Of Dead People?  Within The Dead People Of Dead People? HOW MANY DEAD PEOPLE CAN YOU SEE?  The Ghost Then Got A Job At Wal-Mart!  Ghost Was A Greeter At Wal-Mart!  Ghost Got A Job!  New Movie Coming Out!  GHOST GET A JOB!  Ghost Gotta Pay Rent! Ghost Gotta Get Girl Friend.  Ghost Is In Real Trouble.  Rents Due And He Can'…

FACEBOOK NONSENSE IS NOT AS PROFOUND AS YOU THINK IT IS

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You know what I am talking about. Those awesome sounding profound statements written with cool typeface on an emotionally stirring background. Or words themselves turned into art (like my illustration here). Or even just a stark quote without explanation. Just because someone 'liked' and/or 'shared' them or used them as a status on their page, suddenly a phrase or quote becomes a profound and deep statement imbued with meaning that has us nodding our heads and extolling its genius.

Well I am here to tell you that you need to really read these things and understand them before you pass them along as life-altering insights. Sometimes they are just nonsense and sometimes - IMHO - they are a simple method of brainwashing an unsuspecting public into believing something that is not only untrue, but detrimental to believe.

For example, there is one phrase that has popped up no less than a dozen times on my own page - probably more on others - from as many difference sources as…

THE STORY OF ME - CHAPTER 1

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Where to begin?  I guess at the beginning would be a good place. I will try and just give you an outline of the facts and together we can explore the details as time goes on.

I was born on the Souix Indian reservation in Nebraska, the illegitimate daughter of a young native woman and a married Irishman, an illegal immigrant who worked for the railroad. I never knew my mother she died before I was three months old. I was turned over to my father - you can imagine how thrilled his wife was with this particular gift.

I was hurriedly turned over to my married half sister and her husband and passed off as their second child. The truth was quite effectively buried for decades. I did not find out the truth of my birth until well into adulthood. I did however notice clearly the difference between my "siblings" and myself. They were all pale skinned, light-eyed and blond (one was dark haired, but pale skinned with freckles) and I bore only a passing resemblance to any o…

DOGS

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I need to start by telling you I am a dog person. If only by proximity. We have 4 dogs, all rescue animals. My neighbor has dogs. 5 of them, not counting the puppies.  His neighbor has 4 rescue dogs. Another neighbor has 3 small, funny looking, dogs. Yet another one has 2 pit bulls. and somewhere behind me are two loud dogs. We are one SAFE neighborhood, let me tell you. I am not going to mention that we have a grassy island that goes down the center of the road in front of us, that might as well be marked "Neighborhood Dog Toilet" but we do.
Anyway I've got a few kids and their friends who hang around and they have become the unofficial "dog patrol" for the neighborhood; rounding up escapees, locating lost pets and just basically making friends with all the local barketry. All of the neighborhood dogs generally love them all and listen to them well. Except one who is older, a little deaf and a bit of a snob. She sees them coming and huffs at them as she turns…

HEY...LISTEN UP!!

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As my resolution this year I vowed to talk more.I asked my significant other what he thought and after my beloved partner got up off the floor where he fell down while laughing hysterically, he said he thought that perhaps I'd made a mistake.There was no mistake.I knew exactly what I said, and I tried to explain, but decided I'd have more luck after he had his hiccups and giggles under control.
What I meant was that I've spent most of my life concentrating on becoming a good listener.That perhaps I'd overlooked the need for being able to speak up when I should.You see, when I was growing up the virtue of being a "good listener" could not be over stated.This, we were assured was the ultimate road to being the perfect friend, wise counselor, popular date and top of the list to be invited to parties.It was also touted as the ideal way to stay out of trouble, gain knowledge, impress superiors, and achieve career goals.Somewhere in its list of assets may have been …

WELCOME

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They say you can be pretty or you can be smart. I chose smart AND pretty. Not drop dead gorgeous but not circus ugly either. Smart? Well I went with sarcastic, humor and intellectual curiosity. Now you have choice - with me or agin me. Either way I am here and welcome you.